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Thursday, November 14, 2013

A Career in Politics

Getting ready for a career in politics. 
Mr Harper I think I am ready for the Senate. 
Here goes: "I am only human and I make mistakes, I try to do my best for the little people who voted me in and I feel I have let them down, and my family, but most of all myself. 
I am deeply sorry but the rules against embezzlement, bribery and conflict of interest are so hard to understand that my confusion is understandable. 
I hope you can forgive me as I have myself. 
I am deeply sorry and ashamed of myself for getting caught, but I place the blame squarely at the feet of my aides, who have been fired and hit with a law suit requiring their silence. 
I will do better next time". 
How's that? Will I do?

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